JUST FOR LAUGHS

I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde

Wife Missing     

  Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.”The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.” -

90-year-old’s secret         

 Someone asked an old man, “Even after 90 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’, ‘Love’. What’s the secret?”OLD MAN: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared 2 ask her.