7 Hilarious Sayings About Men n Women

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“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.” » Dave Barry

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“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

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“In a perfect world, all of a woman’s issues could be fixed with WD-40 and duct tape.” » Jason Love

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“A woman wears her tears like jewelry.”

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“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

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“Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.”

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“God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker.”