Funny Sayings About Life

 

The funny thing about life is that when you get something you badly want, you no longer want it. You badly want to go on that luxury cruise when you save up enough money. But when you finally have the opportunity, you no longer want to fulfill your desire. Anyways here are some funny sayings about life by some notable persons:

Alan Bennett

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

Carl Sandburg

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Charles Schulz

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Charlotte Bronte

Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.

Elbert Hubbard

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

 Bob Monkhouse

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Douglas Adams

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Christopher Morley

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

 Woody Allen

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Bill Gates

It's possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.

Henry David Thoreau

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

Jack Handey

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Friedrich Nietzsche

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

Quentin Crisp

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.

 Charles Schulz

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Jim Carrey

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.