Hilarious Quotes About Marrige

Hilarious Quotes About Marriage

1.Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

2.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,  you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

3.I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. –Anonymous

4. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary? ” She said,”Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?” –Anonymous

5.We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops-

6.My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. –Anonymous